If Microsoft ran Christmas ...
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wraithfodder.
If Microsoft ran Christmas ...
Each time you bought a Microsoft ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't *have* to take the tree, but you would still have to pay for it anyway. Ornament/7 would weigh 1500 pounds (requiring a reinforced steel tree), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your living room, and would claim to be the first ornament that uses the colors red and green together. It would interrogate your other decorations to find out who made them. Most everyone would hate Microsoft ornaments, but nonetheless would buy them, since most of the other ornament types wouldn't work with their hooks!
I'm not really sure if I want to laugh my tush off or go hide under the computer desk in terror...
wraithfodder.If Microsoft ran Christmas ...
Each time you bought a Microsoft ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't *have* to take the tree, but you would still have to pay for it anyway. Ornament/7 would weigh 1500 pounds (requiring a reinforced steel tree), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your living room, and would claim to be the first ornament that uses the colors red and green together. It would interrogate your other decorations to find out who made them. Most everyone would hate Microsoft ornaments, but nonetheless would buy them, since most of the other ornament types wouldn't work with their hooks!
I'm not really sure if I want to laugh my tush off or go hide under the computer desk in terror...
