This is a new one.

[seticat]

Okay, I've seen some pretty weird things that have found their way into people's various body cavities. I mean 30+ years in health care + the ingenuity of the human species = serious creativity. I'm talking things past the standard kid with a bean stuffed in his nose or someone with a bug in their ear. I'm talking drink mixer sticks being used as internal 'love muscle' props, a large dog chain choke collar lodged in a drunk GI's nose, vibrators that have migrated to places 'no one has gone before' [or one could hope].

But this is one I've managed to miss: Nasal leech infestation