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Looking forward to this.

Absolutely and openly stolen from paanaagena's post to one of the LJ's many Dr. Who communities.loves_them_all I will state right off that I'm a Ninth and Tenth Doctor fan and know zilch about the preceding Doctors, but I find all of these funny none the less.

30 Things I am Not Allowed to Do on the TARDIS
[Based on Skippy's List, I made this up while procrastinating on homework. ]

1. I will call Donna by her given name and will not refer to her as “Juggs”
* Same goes for Peri

2. When some one says “It’s bigger on the inside”, the correct response is NOT “That’s what s/he said.”

3. The Master’s last name is NOT “Bater”, “Bates” or any other similar variation

4. The Doctor does not torture Mudbloods
*I am not a Mudblood

5. Asking the Doctor if he’s “down with the swirl” is entirely inappropriate, even more so when Martha’s in the room.

6. I will not ask the Doctor to write me prescriptions for Valium.

7. Neither will I ask for notes to get out of class or work.

8 I am not allowed to insinuate that Mickey’s on the DL

9. I will not refer to Donna as “fire crotch”
* Same goes with Mel
* And Turlough

10. Gallifrey is not a suburb of Belfast, nor does my grandmother live there.

11. I will not ask Rose how much she charges per hour.

12. I am not allowed to draw genitalia on the Face of Boe while he’s sleeping

13. I am not Billy Pilgrim, and I will not go back in time to various points in Kurt Vonnegut’s life and tell him I am. That’s just mean.

14. I’m not allowed to spray-paint tinfoil stars gold and use them to trick Aldric into doing my math homework.

15. I will not try to get Novice Hame to “yiff” me.
* Same goes for Brannigan

16. I will not plug my Ipod into the Counsole.
*ESPECIALLY not to play Scissor Sisters.

17. I am not allowed to program K-9 to say naughty things

18. The TARDIS is not the Doctor’s “Love Machine”

19. I am not a Fob-watched Time Lord, no matter how many fob-watches I collect

20. My pants do not contain the Rod of Rassalon.

21. I will not refer to the Doctor’s seventh incarnation as Pennywise the Clown

22. I am not allowed to say new companions are “takin’ our jerbs”

23. I am not allowed to tell Mel she puts the ‘tard in TARDIS.

24. I was not involved in the Last Great Time War, so it’s impossible for me to have flashbacks to it

25. I will not ask Leela for “jungle lovin’”

26. I am not allowed to call a new companion ‘Ensign Ricky’ when we’re exploring an unknown planet

27. The Doctor will not call me Marty, so I should stopping ask him to.

28. I will not produce K-9/TARDIS porn

29. I am not allow to ask if the sonic screwdriver has a vibrate option, and if so can I borrow it.

30. Giving the TARDIS pot/alcohol is not an “upgrade”


That is all...